Griffon the Brush-Off
Episode starts with Pinkie Pie this is going to be my favorite episode so far. Bold prediction.
Rainbow Dash being annoyed at Pinkie Pie completely proving that Rainbow Dash is terrible. Haha, she slammed into a mountain this pleases me. It is amazing how Rainbow Dash just keeps digging her grave deeper and deeper. The Doctor Doom that has taken up residence in my mind is already looking forward to the glorious torture that he shall inflict upon this fool.
Also how can they even see Rainbow Dash up there that is not how clouds are supposed to work I object to the physics of this.
Pinkie Pie being faster than Rainbow Dash is just like the old Looney Toons skit with the skunk oh god Pinkie Pie just keeps getting better and better. The hopping, sound effects and all, are simply slaying me.
“Hi again!’ oh my god Pinkie Pie please stop you are too strong.
More hopping! More hopping! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Also Rainbow Dash proves she is a very stupid pony If she wanted to get away from Pinkie Pie why not just hide in the sky.
Oh god Pinkie Pie causing trouble and now has the hiccups. Oh no Pinkie Pie is hanging out with my arch nemesis say it isn’t so Pinkie Pie. Oh but they are pranking Rarity okay I can get behind this I guess.
When Pinkie Pie laughs at pranks a song flows through my heart. When Rainbow Dash does it I want the entire world to suffer tremendously.
See Pinkie Pie has betrayed her partner in crime amazing.
This Griffon is threatening to be below Rainbow Dash she is trying way too hard to be hip.
Okay so in another example of BETRYAL and awfulness Rainbow Dash leaves poor Pinkie Pie by herself. Pinkie Pie is awesome and she is clearly upset at this but Rainbow Dash is too emotionally immature to bother with all of that god damnit Doom is going to gut that pony so badly it will be glorious and bloody.
Pinkie Pie with the unexpected trampoline.
“Oh Pinkie Pie, you are so random.” Score one for Rainbow Dash.
And then this Griffon who is terrible and now officially my least favorite character gives Pinkie Pie a jealous look.
Red informs me that the Griffon is meant to be hated. I let him know I find it strange that in a show meant for little children they would teach something like hatred. He could only laugh at how strangely accurate my point is.
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