has an Indian recently offended you in some way
well, here's something to help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
try great slurs like "ABCD" for American-Born Confused Desi if your target is an Indian-American or perhaps "curry-stinker" for Indians of any nationality.
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For your SuperNiceDog.
At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza