In honor of another Damien Sandow topic, I shall post a great series of twitter posts.
If Mr. Sandow has 2,000 followers by day's end, he will address the masses himself on twitter! (1 time of course) Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
Mr. Sandow is beside himself in regards to all of your tweets. Quite frankly, so am I! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
SOME OF YOUR COMMENTS ARE APPALLING! I AM TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM MR. SANDOW! STOP NOW! (NOT A JOKE) SINCERELY, IGNATIUS #WWE
Mr. Sandow only needs a few more followers and he will speak to us! (everyone launch a grassroots campaign now! ) Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
Good job Everyone! Keep it up and we will hear from Mr. Sandow! Sincerely, Ignatius! #wwe
Help usher in the new era of enlightenment! get 2 or 3 people to follow Mr. Sandow before the stroke of midnight! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
We will be graced with the words of Mr. Sandow if we pull this off! This is the best thing you can do for civilization! Sincerely, Ignatius
Just 100 more followers and Mr. Sandow will address the world!!!!! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
Less than 70 followers to go! And Mr. Sandow will release a statement! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
MR. SANDOW HAS HIT OVER 2,000 FOLLOWERS!!!! At precisely 11:07 Mr. Sandow will address everyone personally! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
Mr. Sandow is preparing his statement now! It will no doubt be profound! One for the ages! I can't wait! Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
We are minutes away from a earth shattering statement from Mr. Sandow himself! Hang on ! 11:07 Sincrerly, Ignatius #wwe
Have a good evening. ( D- Sandow)
THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! We will remember this day for a long time. Please, share your thoughts on Mr. Sandow's words. Sincerely, Ignatius #wwe
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