D12 and his Diva Friends
Once the lockout ended, the attention of the sports media world immediately turned to Dwight Howard. We all knew this was gonna be a repeat of the Carmelo situation from last year, but not many people thought it would become infinitely more ridiculous and pathetic. Dwight has always been one of my favorite players, and regardless of what a bitter Shaq says he is the best big man in the league.
“The Dwightmare”, however, was/continues to be an image killing event. I’m going to describe this using a relationship analogy, which works great because Dwight proved that he was nothing more than a 16 year old girl with this drama. He is like a crazy girl you dated who gets super pissed at you for something trivial like you saying hi to another girl. She stops talking to you and acts like a complete insane b**** because of it. You eventually tell her that it is over and for her to leave, and when that happens she cries and begs for you to take her back and that she promises to make it better. As soon as you forgive her, she decides to cheat on you as revenge for you saying hi to that girl at the beginning. That is Dwight.
Then we got Lamar Odom…who has gone from sixth man of the year to arguably the biggest joke in the NBA. I have never seen a more insecure athlete in my life than this dude right here. People are put in trade packages all the time. People who have been an important part of a team for a long time are put in trade packages all the time. People who normally would never be traded are put in trade packages when a MEGA SUPERSTAR like CP3 hits the market all the time. Lamar Odom though….he took this as a personal insult. To go back to crazy girls you have dated analogies, Lamar is the girl who breaks up with you because you did not respond to her “good morning” text within 30 seconds. He was so emotionally devastated that his mental state apparently never recovered and eventually just could not play anymore for Dallas. He is the definition of a beta male, and he deserves the ugly Kardashian.
Last but not least we got that man King James. He has had an incredible season, and I can’t talk too badly of him, but I am telling you that All Star game ending is an omen. Kobe screaming at him to take the shot….only for him to CHOOSE TO INBOUND THE BALL… was an incredibly telling moment of this NBA generation and don’t be surprised if this happens again in the playoffs. Until you prove me wrong, Lebron, you are on the Diva List with D12 and Lamar.
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