Time to piss some people off big-time. I've lived 24 years with these opinions (well, you know what I mean) so I'm well-aware of the seeming absurdity of it. But here we go.
JEFF ZERO'S TOP TEN "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH JEFF ZERO" UBER-HATED FOOD ITEMS
In no particular order, mind you
1.) Raspberries.
2.) White chocolate.
3.) Cheesecake. (Hey, and yes, put 'em all together and you might as well f***ing kill me, thanks.)
4.) Any sort of overly rich chocolate. I can do it for like... maybe a single bite.
5.) Pickles. (Oh, I can hear the pitchforks clanging against the iron gates now.)
6.) Vinegar, for that matter.
7.) Mayonnaise, except Hellman's and Duke's. The rest suck big-time.
8.) Soda of virtually any kind.
9.) Mustard.
10.) Frankfurters. (Oh fine, hot dogs.) I can make exception for a really good steak frank or grilled dog though.
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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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