This may be the dumbest marketing gimmick I have ever seen in my lifetime.
1. Does Miller actually expect me to waste my time finding an icepick to poke a hole in my beer can before drinking it?
2. Is the lack of a siphon really a f***ing problem when drinking beer? OH NO THE BEER IS POURING INTO MY MOUTH AT UNEVEN INTERVALS, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ITS SPILLING EVERYWHERE
3. Does Miller actually think that people are pouring their pisswater beer OUT OF THE CAN AND INTO A GLASS TO AERATE IT? This is the only reason why a "smooth pour" would even be an issue.
And here I thought the coors 'coolness meter,' Miller's 'triple hops brew technique' or the stupid 'vortex bottle' could not be topped in terms of idiocy
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SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.
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