I am here because when I look at Board 8, I see a land with vast potential which is being squandered by its people needlessly dividing themselves into subgroups. Board 8 Anime, Board 8 Contest Stats, Board 8 Mafia, Board 8 Baseball, Board 8 Wrestling... these divisions only weaken the Board and prevent it from being as glorious as it can. I am here because I believe I am the right man to unite the boards. I believe I am the right man to end the senseless self-segregation and bring all of Board 8's peoples under one mighty leader.
Soon my numberless Phalanx will crush you all!
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Trading blows with you will be my pleasure. Make sure that you put up a fight.