Yay, we're back in business!
I prefer...
>Wear STACK OF TIRES as a nifty cartoon-inspired disguise and TIPTOE across the parking garage.
If that won't work,
>Prepare to fight the THINGIES with the FIRE HOSE, Transporter 2-style.
Or maybe, y'know, just spray them with the fire hose. Then they'd be soggy thingies, and they probably wouldn't be able to move as well.