I can assure you what was behind my 3rd floor door was far more exciting. Well, fear not, REVOLUTIONS have a habit of... CIRCLING back AROUND.
Anyway, all of the ideas sound good so far. Let's put in a bonus:
> If all else fails, RUN up the NEAREST RAMP
Since he's going to do it anyway, we may as well claim it as our idea.
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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.