Magneton – Totally Underrated
Golduck – Not Gold
Sandslash – Sean Connery
Parasect – Anti-Mewtwo
Ditto – Dream World
Arbok – Says CHAAAARBOK
Primeape – Monkey Ball
Shellder – High Defense
Pidgey – Possibly Nostalgia
Tentacool – Ocean Zubat
Geodude – Rock Face
Pidgeotto – Ash Catches
Ninetales – Momtales Funny
Machop – Cute Bodybuilder
Moltres – Flaming Chicken
Gastly – Cool Ghost
Pinsir – Massively Overrated
Ivysaur – In SSBB
Ponyta – Fiery Racehorse
Venusaur – Worst Starter
Charmeleon – Weird Head
Hitmonlee – Athlete’s Foot
Muk – Beats Bellsprout
Poliwrath – Angry Eyes
Magmar – Does Charity
Electabuzz – Useless Pokemon
Kangaskhan – Cubone’s Mother
Fearow – Pidgeot Better
Staryu – Is Okay
Ekans – Snake Backwards
Dewgong – Misty’s Sisters
Oddish – Kinda Cute
Rattata – Top Percentage
Beedrill – Drill Hands
Nidorino – Likes Coldplay
Nidoran Male – Mister Burns
Dodrio – Three Heads
Doduo – Two Heads
Sandshrew – Total Blarg
Nidoking – Very manly
Nidoran Female – Poison Bunny
Jynx – Possibly Racist
Wigglytuff – Boring Crap
Vileplume – Big Flower
Cubone – Sad Kid
Krabby – Mister Krabby
Poliwag – Politoed Ugly
Mr. Mime – So Happy
Clefairy – Uses Metronome
Clefable – It Exists
Omanyte – Hates Grass
Seadra – Evolution Okay
Butterfree – Ash Owned
Paras – Ugly Thing
Nidorina – Ultimate Meh
Seel – Derp Face
Goldeen – SSB Ruins
Golem – Tiny Head
Kabuto – Don’t Know
Onix – Brock Owns
Rhyhorn – No Opinion
Caterpie – Round Head
Grimer – Unimaginative Design
Venonat – Tracey Owns
Venomoth – So Forgettable
Victreebel – Never Used
Mankey – Who Likes?
Horsea – Too Cute
Weedle – Spiky Head
Nidoqueen – Can’t Breed
Zubat – Hate Caves
Golbat – RBY Sprite
Exeggutor – Dumb Guy
Chansey – Hate Blissey
Voltorb – Dislike Immensely
Exeggcute – Confusing Breeding
Drowzee – Child Rapist
Poliwhirl – Uncool Man
Tangela – So Pointless
Gloom – Ugly Design
Machoke – Uglier Design
Graveler – Ugliest Design
Weepinbell – Plain Stupid
Raticate – Ruins Rattata
Kakuna – Metapod Better
Lickitung – The Worst
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Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005