Arcanine Best Ever
Vaporeon Mermaid Cat
Scyther Coolest Design
Wartortle Consistently Underrated
Articuno Ice Hawk
Squirtle Best Starter
Dragonair Elegant Serpent
Sandslash Legit Awesome
Kadabra Versatile Teammate
Haunter Looks Ghostly
Nidoking His Higness
Mewtwo Objective Best
Alakazam Epic 'Stache
Raichu Superior Chu
Lapras Plesiosaurs Rock
Poliwhirl Toriyama's Favorite
Snorlax Bear Cat
Cloyster Literal V*****
Kabutops Best Fossil
Ivysaur Pretty Flower
Vulpix Cutest Pokémon
Mew TM Slave
Hitmonchan Jackie's Namesake
Gengar Dark Clefable
Dragonite Hello Barney!
Zapdos Eats Ermines
Gyarados Always Angry
Rapidash Really Fast
Ninetales Scary Ghost
Tentacruel Wrong Name
Meowth Anime Helps
Diglett What's Underground?
Growlithe Fluffy Puppy
Rhydon Rhyperior = Turd
Electabuzz Best Bro
Charizard Consistently Overrated
Sandshrew Totally Adorbs
Clefairy Highschool Sweetheart
Jolteon Spiky Jackal
Pidgeot Plain Useful
Pikachu Series Mascot
Marowak Bone Club
Hypno Pretty Shiny
Hitmonlee Bruce's Namesake
Psyduck Misty's Nightmare
Bellsprout Kung Fu!
Cubone Misses Mommy
Missingno. Mixed Bag
Persian Pretty Kitty
Pidgeotto Ash Left...
Charmander Cute lizard
Parasect Worth Hassle
Nidorina First Shiny!
Abra Always Flees
Golem Not Gollum
Vileplume Sunny Day
Butterfree Why, Ash?
Blastoise Prevos Better
Oddish Cute Weed
Arbok Jessie's Best
Magnemite Oddly Cute
Shellder Silly Face
Nidorino I Like
Clefable Clefairy Better
Aerodactyl Big Mouth
Kabuto Horseshoe Crab
Dewgong Not BOSS
Poliwrath Don't Evolve
Spearow Angry Bird
Omastar Disco King!
Bulbasaur Never Picked
Beedrill Has Fans
Kingler Probably Tasty
Slowpoke It's.............................................. slow
Kangaskhan Needs Baby
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