Season 1, Episode 1: Sins of the Past
Original Air Date: September 4, 1995
She’d never let a man get close enough to do her.
Summary: We meet Xena and she kicks copious amounts of ass and then we meet Gabrielle and she’s all witty and stuff and then they team up and lay the smack down and eat a cake made out of sunshine and rainbows and walk off into the sunrise.
Well the first thing I notice of course is the amazing cleavage I’m going to be privy to for, I’d assume, the entire series. Cleavage is a great thing, makes the world hurt a little bit less. So the show is already off on the right foot. The camp is amped up to 10, but so far in a good way. The show is making me laugh and roll my eyes, but not in a “oh god I hate this” way. I didn’t know Gabrielle was introduced so early, so that sort of surprised me. I thought she was introduced later in the series or something. I can tell LL is suppressing her amazing New Zealander accent, which makes me a sad, sad Crim. Gabrielle is kinda hilarious. I had no idea this is what her character was like.
Xena’s wig makes me sad, I try to block it out of my mind as much as possible. And uhh, I’m pretty sure I’m hearing some Survivor music cues up in here. Weird.
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