Season 1, Episode 2: Chariots of War
Original Air Date: September 11, 1995
I’ve lost my chakram!
Is that suppose to be funny?
Summary: Xena gets arrowed and Gabrielle attempts to get her freak on with the enemy plus some creeper tries to turn Xena into his dead ass wife but Xena breaks some skulls and there is peace in the land.
Man that war cry is so lol. On the other hand, I bet ol’ LL could do some other impressive things with that tongue of hers. God Darrius, what a mook. I hope he goes away or dies soon. Stop making Xena wear ugly blue dead girl dresses. It’s super creepy how you’re trying to turn Xena into your wife. You are a creep. HOLY F*** BURSTING THROUGH THE WINDOW ACTION.
I love how Gabrielle is always like oh hai xena been waiting for you girlfrien ^o^ ^_^ ^o^
And Xena’s just all like …*smirk*
All these bad guys look like they’re wearing a s*** load of makeup. These kids are terrible. They are literally acting like Xena is their mother after knowing her for approximately one day. This is the biggest family of creepers I’ve ever seen ever. I’m thoroughly enjoying this camp-fest so far.
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