Season 1, Episode 3: Dreamworker
Original Air Date: September 18, 1995
It’s not like your breasts aren’t dangerous enough.
Summary: Gabrielle wants to make people bleed with her boobies but gets captured by a cult dedicated to Morpheus so Xena enters the Matrix and beats the snot out of them to get her back.
Hahaha, Gabrielle trying to do the war cry. I was wondering when she’d try to get in on the action. Oh my god, this show is cracking me up. Xena literally commenting on Gab’s boob size, *dagger falls out* oh, wonder what else is in there tee hee. I don’t know Gabrielle, maybe Xena should reach her hand in there and find out. Aaaaand now we’re oiling up. This is only episode 3 Xena, save some for the rest of the series!
Lose your blood innocents? That sounds dirty as hell. I mean, I know it’s about Gabrielle killing someone and all but… blood innocents? Also, why is Gab so geeked to start slaughtering people anyway? She’s like jacked to stab someone. I dunno who this guy in the blue robe is, but he’s the first person I’ve really believed as a villain. There doesn’t seem to but much over arching story going on yet aside from “Xena used to go around slaughtering everyone but now she only goes around slaughtering bad guys.” Every episode seems to pretty much be contained within itself so far. I’m guessing they’re just setting up the world/characters though.
Ranking
Dreamworker
Sins of the Past
Chariots of War
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