Season 1, Episode 5: The Path Not Taken
Original Air Date: October 2, 1995
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Summary: Some guy’s fiancé gets abducted and there’s some kind of a feud and then this arms dealer wants a butt load of money but Xena’s like b**** please and some people die and everything is coo’.
More fire breathing and it never gets old. Whoa, did LL just lift her leg over her head and kick that dude in the face from behind? Now this is my kinda show. Awe, Gabrielle is all concerned for Xena, going into the den of thieves like that. How adorable. To be honest though I’ll be glad when the plot isn’t just “random village #34 has random problem #98 and Xena goes off to solve it while Gabrielle stays behind and waits.” Still, not gonna complain too much.
So Xena talks a girl down from a ledge, she really does have a way with women. Man, how does she even throw that chakram with no handle or anything? Uh oh, Xena’s caught canoodling with some weapons. Oh but it’s ok, this guy wants to bang her so he doesn’t turn her in. And then they make out but Xena totally half asses it because you know the only thing on her mind is that little trick Gabrielle. Who has lol been captured. The truth hurts huh Marcus, guess you’re not gonna be hanging out with Xena much anymore. Oh. Oh you really won’t be hanging out with Xena anymore. Or anyone. Welp.
Usually brown eyes are my favorite, but dayum does Lucy Lawless have some gorgeous baby blues. They're like ice.
Ranking
S1E05 The Path Not Taken
S1E03 Dreamworker
S1E04 Cradle of Hope
S1E01 Sins of the Past
S1E02 Chariots of War
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