BOMBS OF THE CONTEST
I'm only gonna do a "top" five here. There weren't too many outright stinkers in this contest.
5) Futurama, "Jurassic Bark." I'm still stoked that Placebo Effect pulled off the upset against it, but... there's no denying that Jurassic Bark flopped there. I'm shocked that Fryrish turned out to be so much stronger.
4) Community, "Paradigms of Human Memory." Given how popular the other two Community episodes were, it's quite odd how this one was so much weaker. It's like comparing Link to Tingle, man.
3) Scrubs, "My Finale." It didn't just get upset by The Opposite - it kind of got its ass kicked, in an Ulti-style blowout.
2) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling." It's insane how poorly this episode did. I couldn't believe my eyes when Company Man almost cracked 40% on it.
1) South Park, "AWESOM-O." It got five votes in its match. Five. Cinco. Good God almighty, that's terrible.
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