i will have you know that i am, in fact, an rpg hero. and villain. and occasional npc. in fact i just kinda wander into rpgs and pick the role i want, depending on how my hair is and if i washed my hands.
so there.
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.