Yuri Lowell (Tales of Vesperia)
GLaDOS (Portal)
Ramza (FFT)
Shephard (Mass Effect)
Lightning (FFXIII)
Falco Lombardi (Star Fox)
Shulk (Xenoblade)
Donkey Kong
Ike Griel (FE: PoR)
Vyse the Legend (Skies of Arcadia)
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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.