this seems entirely believable and truthful.
so i'm got this car you see, it's really less of a "car" and more of "two wheels with a metal rod between them," that can put on some serious speeds when it's got a motor attached. i removed it to be environmentally friendly.
any takers.
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The King Wang.
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