[The lights in the arena go out.]
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone.]
... I may have been misled by a bear.
Or by a bear's interpreter.
At some point, I am definitely going to have to teach that bear a lesson and force some information out of him. But for now, I have a tournament to worry about. Today, my opponent is a man named warning_crazy. He is apparently crazy about warnings. A cautious foe. He's nursing a win streak, but so am I. I crushed Mr. America beneath my feet last week, and Mr. America happens to be someone I like and respect very much. I have no qualms with doing much worse to my newest challenge. It's a bear eat bear world, out there, and I want very much to become King of the Bears.
... King of the Board, rather.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And-
[Rad Link 5 stares speechlessly at the titantron. He looks almost shaken. After a minute, he leaves the ring and goes backstage.]
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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