* * *
In the city, 52 people woke up simultaneously, and a loud, echoed voice could be heard, addressing all of them.
"Hello everybody. Meow. I'm Minio. Everybody say 'hi Minio!'"
Nobody complied. Minio pressed a button and shocked them all.
"I said, say 'HI MINIO!'"
"Hi Minio!" everyone said.
"Good. Now, as you might have guessed, you have all been brought here for a reason. And that reason is very simple. You are going to kill each other. You've all been provided with a weapon at random from the "List of things that could maybe be used as weapons" annual 2012" and now you will fight until one of you remains. And if you don't comply, well..." Minio shocked them all again.
"In the words of the last guy who did one of these..."I'd apologize, but I'm a dick, so I won't." Have a good time everybody!"
Minio took her paw off the intercom button. "How do you think that went? Do you think I caught the right tone?"
"Yes ma'am," said Comm sycophantically.
* * *
Ayvuir shook his head, trying to clear some of the cobwebs. He picked up his weapon, a katana, and looked around. Didn't seem to be anybody nearby, but then he heard a strange, maniacal laughing. Ayvuir whirled around, searching for the source of the sound. There was nothing.
Ayvuir began to walk forward when he heard the laughing again. This time he whirled around and saw somebody...or was it somebody? The person was holding his own head under his arm. A g-a ghost?! Ayvuir didn't believe in ghosts. And yet this one was standing right in front of him, so clearly his belief was being challenged. "Uh, h-hello?" said Ayv.
"You have no hope!" said the ghost. "You will die here!"
"Well my odds are slim, but I thought maybe I had a chanc-"
Ayvuir was cut off in mid sentence by GTM, who clobbered him from behind with the UCA tag-team title, without even breaking stride. He didn't even acknowledge the ghost, apparently not having seen it. The ghost floated forward and looked down at Ayv, still laughing.
"Ahahahaha suck it Ayv," said the ghost of XIII.
* * *
Colegreen had woken up near what might once have been a mechanic's.
His first instinct had been to set up his bomb. He knew it was quite a substantial thing, and knew it could take out quite a few people with its explosive force. So his plan was to set up the bomb, then hole up inside and blow up whoever approached him.
RX7, however, had other ideas. He had woken up in the office next door to the mechanic's, and looking down he saw Colegreen, squatting and trying to figure out how to set up the bomb. Silently RX7 climbed out of the window and shimmied along the sill, eventually getting to the roof of the mechanic's. His weapon was already attached to him - two short blades that he could retract if necessary. Here, though, they were fully extended.
Colegreen smiled as he saw that the bomb had finally been fully activated, and would detonate via the remote he had in his pocket. He drew up to his full height and was about to enter the building when RX7 landed on him. The weird sound from Assassin's Creed that plays whenever you kill somebody could be heard as RX7 buried his hidden blades deep into Colegreen's eyes with such force that his head, of course, fell off.
RX7 should have been celebrating his kill. However, he landed awkwardly and his ankle was sprained. He dragged himself inside and sat up against a wall as he took off his shoe to inspect the damage.
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Also known as the Sarlacc.