This smug look caused such a massive amount of outrage on BBallman's part that he actually overcame me. Yes, literally overcame XIII_rocks, the author, to stay in this story so he could beat the holy living crap out of JeffreyRaze.
And yet he still couldn't escape this plastiglass pod thing, go figure.
Anyway, the first pod opened at random. CrimsonOcean emerged! GTM's blood boiled with rage at the sight of his championship title wrapped around her waist. "Greedy, Titlestealing Mare!" he shouted, and began a relentless assault.
CO repelled him with her handaxes, however, scoring deep cuts to his general body which GTM ignored. "GTM Toils Medicalattentionless!"
GTM changed tack, trying to get around CO by swinging the championship from a distance. However, CO simply removed her own championship, leading to a bizarre championship duel which BBallman totally ignored in his attempts to escape his pod. JeffRaze started to panic, firing his magnums at the pod walls to no avail.
Crim's tag-team title had more metal on the edge of the strap, meaning it whipped harder and easier. This allowed her to score a painful blow to GTM's fingers, and he dropped his own title, yelping in pain. "Ghastly, Titillating Maimage!" he cried, and these were his last words.
CO yelled in triumph and as GTM scrambled to recover his weapon, she sliced his head off with her handaxes.
This was well-timed, as the final pod opened at that moment. It was...JeffreyRaze's pod! He quickly attempted to shoot his way out of the chamber, but to no avail. His interest in CO was minimal, and she was tired after her fight with GTM so the feeling was reciprocated.
"...ahhh f*** this," said Minio with a smirk, unleashing the remaining chamber as well.
"Y U NO PLAY FAIR?" asked Comm.
"NO!" screamed JeffRaze as the maniacal BBallman escaped.
"HEY! I WANT MY F***ING LOYALTIES!" screamed Maniac as he drove past in his third(?) firetruck. Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to say "maniac" without acknowledging Maniac64. Unfortunately Maniac was so distracted by this that he drove right into the elimination chamber, blowing up the firetruck but more importantly creating a hole from which JeffRaze quickly made his escape.
"NO YOU F***ING GET BACK HERE!" screamed BBallman as JeffRaze ran towards the hole. BBallman was on course to hit JeffRaze so hard he would certainly have decapitated him, but JeffRaze had the presence of mind to bat him out of the way with the Riot Shield. This left a sizeable dent.
BBallman was sent bouncing around the chamber, which gave JeffRaze time to put some distance between them. The manic (not maniac!) basketball recovered quickly, however, and gave chase.
The Chamber now empty except for CO, it disappeared. She shook her head at the weirdness that had happened, and tried to get a sense of her new surroundings - it seemed she was near a mechanic's.
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Justin_Crossing looked around. He had come for revenge. The Ashbringer in his hand thirsted for the blood of Minio, and whatever the blood equivalent was for the Frostmourne. But this time he was in control. He wanted it too.
He set out.
*Note - I genuinely picked this at random from the list of match stipulations on UCA's master file.
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