CHAPTER 17
Ayvuir woke up because XIII was bored of torturing him for now. It had been like 16 chapters, after all.
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GANON was having a wonderful time with his midas gloves. Everything he touched turned to gold, and he found that to simply be a wonderful thing. Unfortunately this did tend to make things heavier when he touched them. For instance he had foolishly tied his shoelaces earlier and turned them to gold, so he had to strip off his glove and them remove his shoes. This was quite a handicap but he felt confident he could overcome any obstacle.
Until a bullet went whizzing past his ear. GANON yelped and threw himself down and behind a car that was conveniently parked on the side of the street he had been strolling down. Sadly, cars tend to explode
SpeedYoshi had been firing at him and knew this as well, relying on the high-impact bullets of his Golden Gun to blow up the car and the man cowering behind it.
GANON realized SpeedYoshi's plan JUST in time and smacked the car with his midas glove. The whole car was turned to gold and he smiled in satisfaction, his plan a success. It could no longer explode and, in fact, the bullets bounced off the car. One of them narrowly missed SpeedYoshi himself.
SpeedYoshi cursed and shouted at GANON. "Well, I can do this ALL DAY, my friend."
"So can I," GANON called back.
SpeedYoshi advanced on the car slowly and without mercy. As he advanced, GANON shuffled around him, staying out of the line of sight at all times. SpeedYoshi sighed. Why would he not just take his medicine?
As they moved around the car for the 7th time, Speed changed his direction. But GANON matched it, always getting just out of the line of sight of the car.
It was when SpeedYoshi rounded the trunk of the car - a standard saloon deal - that GANON made his play. GANON himself leapt onto the front of the car, sprinted up the windshield and threw himself onto his pursuer as quickly as he could.
SpeedYoshi turned to face the new threat and fired wildly, but missed. However, moving the guns in that direction put them in GANON's path - they were the first thing that GANON touched. Had he hit any other part of the body it would have been fine - he would have turned Speedyoshi into a statue. But he didn't. He hit the GUNS. WHOOPS.
The problem, really, was...well......GANON was trying to turn something to gold that was already gold. The entire fabric of the universe began to unravel and this would have caused a cataclysmic end-of-day style scenario that would have killed you - yes, you - had it not been for the sudden, brave work of Comm who told Nio "uh yeah Nio every single reality and universe will be destroyed in the next 10 seconds."
"Oh," said Minio. "Well that's not good." So she flicked a switch which caused that to not happen. However, all that pent-up, reality-bending energy had to come out somewhere so, sadly, SpeedYoshi and Ganon both completely exploded and were erased from existence. That included their past lives as well as their present exploits - they did not exist in any capacity outside of the game. The only person to ever know they existed were those affected in-game because otherwise I'm opening up an entire can of worms plot wise, and I really don't want to go there.
saveus_maria strolled through the scene. "That made no goddamn sense."
"haha ganon more like gannon," said ngirl who walked by about 3 minutes later.
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