Chapter 18
cody was satisfied with his play so far. It was surely impossible to breach his defenses from behind with the insurance eddv had added, and with another well-placed Quacko shot he would have even more.
Inwardly eddv screamed but he could do nothing. He was getting sick of the sight of cody's back, and imagined plunging a lawndart into it. This situation was torturous, impossible. He did not know how he could possibly get out of it and for all he knew he was going to be stuck like this either forever, or until he died.
Unfortunately cody's protection had made him arrogant so he did not expect to see Psycho Kenshin ambush him from the side with the lawgiver. The lawgiver fired a shot of raw acidic ectoplasm at cody that cody only just saw in time. He dodged and a ridiculous hole was created in the street in which groinsaws and magnificent pieces of eight could be found.
Minio hurriedly messed with reality to ensure that little embarrassing secret was covered.
Cody fired the quack-o-blitzer at the source of the ectoplasm and Kenshin did well to narrowly dodge the attack. cody kept firing, and Kenshin did all he knew how - he fired back in kind with utterly random shots that could either create ice cream or reach across realities, into Sir Chris' Doctor Doom fanfic, and tickle him somewhat. Fortunately none of these hit their mark UNTIL ONE HIT THE QUACK-O-BLITZER SHOT AND THEY MERGED.
This caused the shot to merge and another DUCKNIX to be formed. However this one was pure evil and malicious and assaulted the living f*** out of Cody and obliterated his head. Kenshin laughed maniacally until he turned around.
Suddenly PIRATEKING2000 had appeared and threw pocket sand in his face. The sand moved through the air and melted through Kenshin's eyeballs, which served to utterly destroy him and his brain. The head of course fell off.
eddv, expecting to die, sighed. Inwardly. Whatever. He waited for the oblivion to overcome him.
And waited.
In the sharp spoon, Minio said: "oh. Well. It seems eddv won't die now since he's not protecting anyone. But uhh I guess he's stuck like that. Sorry bub!" she turned back to her bowl of beer flavoured cat food, which Comm looked at longingly.
THIS WAS AMUSING TO AYVUIR, WHO WALKED PAST IN A COMPLETELY CONSCIOUS STATE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER.
UNFORTUNATELY THE LAWGIVER WAS ALSO CAPABLE OF BEING POSSESSED BY VICIOUS SPIRITS AND THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED AS THE GHOST OF XIII ENVELOPED THE LAWGIVER, WHICH BEGAN HARRASSING AYVUIR.
"HAHAHA SUCK IT AYV," roared the lawgiver, firing out potentially universe-busting shots with every shot. Ayv ran, for that was all he knew how to do right now.
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Meanwhile, JC continued to hunt for clues but he was not having much luck until he heard Nio scream "MINIO I MISS YOU". This gave him a clue, so he began his search.
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