Whenever a soccer player dives, one thousand Americans have their personal freedoms stripped away.
I won't stand for that and SmartiepantsMuffin I know you won't either... but there are LITERALLY Americans out there who would allow (AND RECOMMEND) the US government to put f***ing chips in them so that they could f***ing go to these games and be government-tracked and then post on facebook "lol hay look guys I was at this soccer game my tracker chips proves I was there tee hee!" and their friends would be all "omg soooooooooo jealous!" and the government would be all "yeah... you were there, you were a lot of places... and you said and did a lot of things and we have records of all of it... and you voted yes to some f***ed up bill that gave us this power. Thanks."
btw as much as I love trolling the right, I'm actually not trolling here. This s*** is real government agenda and I'd be with you Libertarian folks if not for the whole religion thing (religion is just as bad when it comes to handing over personal freedoms to a******s as government is, if not worse... and if not worse, it's the same, because religion's a parasite that now eats big government from the inside out and what not. The government and bulls*** like the federal reserve are corrupt c***f***s yes I get it... but they're only part of the problem. They have 2 fingers each, but the thumb is the religious right. If that motherf***er manages to convince the corrupt government and economy that it has the answer, we are done.
Also don't pay too much attention to me. I watched a bunch of documentaries recently and I'm drunk.
(I'm still calling it now...)
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)