With the $x to do y topics, I thought this might be fun. Just state how much you would want to be paid to do whatever is in the title.
RULES
-Be specific when voting! Give me an actual dollar amount or explicitly say that you'd reject the offer. It helps me with tallying and calculating.
-1 vote, no alts, blah blah, you have until whenever I put the next topic up to vote (at least 24 hours)
-Give the minimum amount you want in US dollars and cents, "free," "no deal," and negative amounts are acceptable. Google is good for currency conversion (search "1000 Euro to USD" without quotes, for example).
-Read the stipulations every time for any rules/information that are for the particular topic. Only I can add/remove/change them later as needed.
-You can nominate 3 things per day. You can write your own stipulations or have me take care of it.
-Ask me (or the original nominator) about stipulations if you need more information.
TODAY'S OFFER: Be stuck with a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.
Should you accept the offer, you'll be forced to work in a minimum wage job of your choice until you die.
STIPULATIONS FOR THE OFFER
1. You MUST actually have a minimum wage job and keep it. If you get laid off or fired, you must get another job in a reasonable amount of time. You cannot get a job that's not normally a minimum wage job (no minimum wage neurosurgeons!) and you cannot be self-employed.
2. You can only earn minimum wage. No raises, no tips, no bonuses, no benefits (retirement plan, health coverage, etc.).
3. The minimum wage can change over time. The amount is whatever it is where you work.
4. You must work part time at least, or about 20 hours per week.
5. If you don't follow these stipulations, you must pay back the full amount you received.
Name Your Price!
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