Me and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter are in the wartorn Pokemon Region of Ransei, fighting against... uhh... whoever the antagonist of The Office is, on a quest for One Piece/to become the Pirate King.
... well, that highly depends on whether me and Honest Abe can Link with pokes, really. Unless Comics/mangas don't count as books, and I can change the Office to one that has a clear antagonist, in which case:
Me and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter are in the wartorn Pokemon Region of Ransei, attempting to have a vacation while cop instincts made us stand up for the rights of the downtrodden (from Snuff, Discworld) against Howard Epps, the Gravedigger, the Gormogon cult, Jacob Broadsky, and Richard Pelant (Bones)
.. hmm... pretty much screwed.
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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!
Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest