thundersheep posted...
oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?
Yeah, which is kinda weird because I always sat down when using a hand.
I'm not even sure if that makes it better or worse. On one hand, he probably saw minimal amounts of my junk, but on the other hand... it's a goddamn fleshlight. He might not have even known what it was and might have just thought it was some household object.
...I think that definitely makes it worse.
You know... I'm ashamed to say that I was that neighbor I would have kept staring for five minutes too, not necessarily because I was enthralled with your junk but because I'm a tad lacking in the common sense department and would have been trying to figure out what the hell you were doing with your penis in a flashlight.
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