HAHAHAHAHHA Oh my god thundersheep it's like you planned it with the releasing minimal details as the topic went on because from beginning to now the topic just continues to improve.
lmfao
I'll be honest, at first the topic was called "Oh god... I think the neighbours just saw me beating off" but I was too embarrassed to go through with it. But after reading the first couple responses and getting a laugh, I felt I had to tell the whole story. You guys have given me so much over the years, I felt it was only appropriate to let you enjoy my misfortune.
I think that's all though. I just wish I could show you the look on his face when I noticed him. Although he was wearing sunglasses I could tell he had a "What the **** is he doing?" expression on his face. He didn't look shocked or disgusted (which is why I think he might have been looking for a while) just... mesmerized. That probably isn't the right word, but I can't think of anything better right now.
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http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum
http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain