Emporer_Kazbar posted...
Um...I lost my virginity with the woman who is now my wife...and it was very passionate and stuff...
I wish there was a way to make mine more exciting. Maybe if I added robots...
I'm in the same boat as you. Probably the most out of the ordinary thing we've ever done is she gave me a hand job as we in the middle of a two hour car ride. Part of my stuff wound up rubbing up against the seat belt gradually pealing off layers of flesh. Couldn't have sex for like a week. At least not comfortably.
Wow, did it just get awkward in here for anyone else?
Alternatively I've been on the other side of things. My first apartment was on the third floor and I quickly discovered it can get pretty hot up there and the AC sucked and didn't quite make it to the bedroom. At like ten o'clock the first night I decided to open the window to see if that would cool me off. It did and I fell asleep. At three in the morning I was awoken by the people below me being rather passionate. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper so they must have been really going at it. This proceeded to happen at three in the morning five nights in a row. On the sixth day I went out and bought a fan.