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TopicI'm drunk, and I simultaneously want to be sober and need a drink
CalvinbalI
07/31/11 12:05:00 AM
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Princess Anri posted...
From: CalvinbalI | #009
I briefly dated a girl, who about six months prior had hooked up with another girl in my 'group'.
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And now we're gonna be split by this inevitable break-up..
I can think of at least three ways you guys could spend some time together.


Haha, the girl who was pissed with me is a pretty staunch lesbian. A cute lesbian, but I've seen enough guys grow crushes on her to know it's a waste of time. And the girl we both dated ended up leaving me for an ex-girlfriend of her's who is so mentally unstable that she was about to commit suicide at the sight of me dating this gal. Yup.

TimJab posted...
side with the girl

hit it

then say "whoops i forgot bros before hos*

then side with guy


If only I were this much of a dick, I could spend so much more of my life without regret.

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