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| voltch 08/18/11 4:51:00 PM #201: | WORLD TITLE MATCH: Hulk Hogan (c) vs Yokozuna A largely forgetful match until the ending. Yokozuna survived the punch, punch, punch sequence three times and kicked out of the legdrop. A camera exploded in Hogan's face and Yokozuna was able to pick up the win. Shawn Michaels is being interviewed backstage and a huge man is behind him. He's apparently Shawn's insurance policy and he is introduced to us by the champ as Diesel. The Steiner Brothers and The Smoking Guns vs Money Inc and The Headshrinkers Scott Steiner is proving to be a handful early on for Ted Dibiase. The Steinerline is keeping him out of the ring. Billy Gunn is wrestling Fatu and he's now getting double teamed by the Headshrinkers. IRS tags in, JR is telling us IRS may be one of the greatest tag specialists of all times. He's won three tag championships with three different partners. Ted Dibiase can now start using more of his offense against the smoking gunns. Afa is acting wild on the outside, hell he's taken possession of he briefcase. Well this was weird, Ted had the Million Dollar Dream on, but he let go willingly in an attempt to deal more punishment. BUT HE PAYS FOR IT AS BILLY GUNN GETS THE INSIDE CRADDLE TO WIN THE MATCH! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Crush vs Shawn Michaels (c) Man, Crush is huge, but as big as he is that Diesel fella at ringside might be even bigger. Crush is proving to be really strong and he actually outpaces Shawn Michaels and ducks under the kicks and retaliates with a dropkick. Shawn Michaels is just stunned. Crush is a very gifted athlete! Savage: "I THINK HE COULD SLAM YOKOZUNA!" oooh, as Crush was stalking Michaels he came across Diesel and this allowed the champ to go around and attack Crush from behind. A lot of dirty tactics being used by the combination of the two men. amazing displays of strength here by Crush and Michaels is in trouble, he actually has to rely on a lot of desperate moves just to sruvive. But the high impact offense from Crush is proving to be a little too scary. TWO DOINKS! THEY DISTRACT CRUSH AND MICHAELS PICKS UP THE WIN! Well, uh you have Diesel but Doinks were needed? MAIN EVENT: Bam Bam Bigelow vs Bret Hart Bret Hart is like a mechano model falling apart as he moves over to the ring. The Beast from the East is focusing on the lower back and he's obviously very fresh. Heenan is starting to worry at how much time Bigelow is taking to beat up on Bret. BRET HART KICKS OUT AND THE VIDEO IS NOW SKIPPING A LOT, WHAT KIND OF VHS WERE THEY USING TO RECORD THIS DAMNIT! THIS IS UNWATCHABLE SO LEMME RELY ON JR'S COMMENTARY? IT APPEARS THAT BAM BAM IS PLAYING IT SMART AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON BRET AND LUNA VACHON CAME OUT AND HIT HART WITH A CHAIR. Bret is being kicked around like a dog, how much mopre punishment can a man take. Bam Bam is just incredibly fresh and he;s going for a headbutt AND BIGELOW'S WON IT! WAIT WHAT THE REF IS SAYING NO, REFS ARE ARGUING. THE REFEREE HAS REVERSE THE DECISION, THE AUDIO AND THE VIDEO ARE OUT OF SYNC! THE MATCH CONTINUES! BUT BRET THE HITMAN HART IS STILL IN TROUBLE. AND OUT OF NOWHERE HITMAN WAS ABLE TO HARM BAM BAM! HART IS FULL OF ENERGY AND HE'S USING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE. HOW IS HE EVEN CAPABLE OF DOING ALL THAT? IT'S OVER, NO, HEENAN QUITS, THIS FIGHT IS TOO EXCITING! BRET HART IS, THE KING OF THE RING VIA ROLLUP. As Bret celebrates, Jerry Lawler comes out and taunts Bret Hart. There's some feet kissing going. Plenty of feet kissing going on indeed. Show Rating: **** Star of the Show: Bret Hart -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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