Bret Hart vs Jerry Lawler
oh wait wat, The King is arriving to Harley Race's music!
He's also in crutches as Lawler arrives very slowly to the ring.
Lawler's promo here is just bashing the motor city, yay! Those cars don't work.
Looks like we might get a replacement fellow to fight vs Bret ad oh my god, DOINK THE CLOWN IS HERE WITH BUCKETS.
Vince: "This is the biggest ripoff!"
Doink tosses water all over the Harts.
Bret Hart vs Doink the Clown
The hitman's in a really bad mood and he's now punching away at Doink.
Bret now wants a piece of the King, this allows Doink to come in from behind.
GO BRET GO! GO BRET GO!
Doink goes up high and knocks Himan down. Lawler is urging Doink to break the leg of the former champ.
The momentum is with Doink here and Bret is forced to make a few big kickouts.
The Clown is going for a submission but look at the hand on the rope and ref sees it and breaks up the hold.
He goes to the top again and THE KNEES, here's the comeback. NECKBREAKER AND BRET FROM THE TOP, HERE'S THE ELBOW AND THE SHARPSHOOTER IS COMING!
HE'S TURNED HIM OVER AND JERRY LAWLER COMES OUT TO THE RING AND BEATS ON BRET!
Heenan: IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S A MIRACLE! HE CAN WALK!
The Hart family is tying to get in the ring, but the refs and road agents keep em out while Jerry continues to hammer away.
oh wait, HERE'S JACK TUNNEY! Hart is coming for Lawler and chaos ensues.
Tunney going to ringside and talking to Howard Finkel.
Bret Hart vs Jerry Lawler
IT APPEARS THAT WE GET OUR MATCH AFTERALL, this is all very confusing.
Bell rings and Hart us now biting away. irish whip and here's the backdrop.
Hart is stomping away. Lawler with the crutches, they're now totally shattered .
Owen is protesting, and now Lawler is working on Bret, the referee is nowhere to be found.
Lawler is still attacking Bret and he's got the crutches again and he jams it in the thoat of the hitman.
What dirty heel tactics. Lawler is delighted, but Bret pulls the straps down and he's stalking Lawler and now unloads some big right hands.
Headbutt and backdrop! Bret using the backbreaker, the cover but here's the kickout, PILEDRIVER FROM BRET, he's going to the top and elbow!
THE SHARPSHOOTER AND BRET WILL NOT LET GO IF, HE'S WON THE MATCH AND THE BELL KEEPS RINGING.
BRET WILL NOT LET GO OF THE HOLD.
Four officials in the ring right now trying to pull Bret away from Lawler.
The ring just keeps getting more and more crowded and they're now negotiating with Bret to let go of the hold.
Finally he releases the hold and Lawler is totally knocked out.
But the referee is reversing his decision and disqualifies Bret Hart and Lawler is now the undisputed king of the world wrestling federation.
Jerry Lawler is now being stetchered off, BUT BRUCE HART AND OWEN HART NOW JUMPING IN TO CAUSE SOME DAMAGE!
We're getting a promo involving some dude called Ludvig
Marty Jannetty vs Ludvig Borga
He's from Helsinki! Everyone has an undefeated streak going around.
My god, this guy's head is a block.
Poor Jannetty, while Michaels was combatting Mr Perfect in a thrilling intercontinental bout, Marty s fighting a man with no eyebrows and a huge forehead.
Tatanka is apparently still undefeated.
TORTURE RACK? Well that was quick. The former intercontinental champion was defeated very swiftly.
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