Owen Hart vs Shawn Michaels
Shawn Michaels comes out on top of the house instead of through it, and dances on the roof.
Shawn not wanting to fight, instead high fives everyone at ringside, and kisses a girl. Owen slides out and nobody high fives him.
Shawn using hair pulling and other heel tactics. Both men with very acrobatic moves. Lawler claims Owen invented the camel clutch.
Michaels suplexes Owen to the outside, and tries to leap on him, but Owen catches and turns it into a slam! Good match so far.
Owen gets Shawn in the sharpshooter! But Shawn gets to the ropes and a surprise sunset!
Owen kicks Shawn in the head, the same kick that put him out last time! But Owen doesn't want a count out, he wants a pin! MICHAELS KICKS OUT!
Shawn mounts a comeback, goes for the superkick, BUT OWEN DUCKS IT! Then Shawn ducks a kick from Owen! Shawn gets the kick this time, and wins.
Piper comes out to talk. Yokozuna versus Vader at Wrestlemania, anything goes.
Diesel vs Bret Hart
They say Bret's never lost a cage match. Diesel starts off with lots of power moves, throwing Bret into the corners and ramming him into the cage. Both guys try to run out the door a couple times, but Diesel's not being beat up enough for me to believe he can't just walk out. <_<
Bret tries to climb out a couple times, but Diesel's just too tall and catches him. So Bret goes to work on that leg. Bret thrown into the corner chest first, man, he will run into that harder than anyone.
Bret tries to get Diesel into a sharpshooter, but Diesel stops it with an eye poke. Crowd getting a loud DIESEL chant going.
Diesel catches Bret climbing out, and punches him between the legs. Diesel sliding out towards the door, but he's... what?
What in the hell? Undertaker bursts up through the middle of the ring and swallows Diesel up into the hole. A cloud of smoke comes from the hole, and Bret climbs right out. Uh. What. Guess a Diesel/Undertaker feud is coming up.
Star of the PPV: Shawn Michaels
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...