In Your House 7: Good Friends, Better Enemies.
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Lawler and Vince has really been growing on me as a partnership.
The British Bulldog and Owen Hart vs Jake the Snake and Ahmed Johnson
With Jake the Snake and Ultimate Warrior back i'm gettng a whole lotta nostalgia already.
Snake everywhere! Ref is the only one man enough to stand up to Jake, Cornetee has already fainted.
USA! USA! USA!
AHMED JOHNSON'S ARRIVED! Owen and Jake the Snake, Owen wants no part of Jake, Bulldog jumps in, out comes Ahmed, Bulldog tags out.
Poor Owen, he's being made to look like a total chump, Diana in the crowd, thank god she doesn't have an overload of makeup anymore.
Jake trying to use the DDT and Owen's too quick for him. Here comes the british Bulldog, that's a much more favourable matchup, but whoops, here comes Ahmed again.
Owen Hart reluctantly gets in, Ahmed wants a test of strength. Owen accepts and pays dearly for it as Ahmed employs HEEL tactics and steps on the Rocket's hand.
Ahmed is spinning around punchng and stomping away.
Bulldog jumps in and uses some good powermoves. Ahmed no sells everything and chokes, what a face.
Uppercut by Owen Hart, press slam, no, but Owen still goes crashing down. Jake in and the crowd wants the DDT.
Dropkick by Owen Hart, nice double teaming on Jake the Snake. CHOKE by Owen while the ref is distracted. Gotta keep cutting the ring off from Ahmed.
Owen with the elbow all the way up top and and Jake is in trouble, but here come the elbows.
SHARPSHOOTER, no, kick double team by the brothers in law. Hard right hands from Jake, but Owen puts him in a sleeper, JAKE ESCAPES and a hot tag is incoming!
Bulldog comes in BUT AHMED IS IN SWINGING WILDLY LIKE A LUNATIC!
Spinbuster and Davey Boy is down, Jake signals for the DDT! Jake surrenders after Bulldog wrecks his legs!
OH my goodness, Ahmed Johnson has lost a match!
INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Goldust vs The Ultimate Warrior
Marlena smoking that cigar for all its worth. Man Warrior is smaller again, not only that but his hair has significantly changed.
What hasn't changed though is his horrible wrestling skills. Those neat in ring pyros as Warrior enters the ring.
He looks exhausted already, Goldust doesn't want to enter the ring, probably to give Warrior time to breath. Goldust also has a heavy on his side and he's dressed like a mafia hitman.
Marlena drops her cigar, so role model to children Warrior decides to smoke evil woman's cigar.
Warrior's chilling out sitting in the director's chair smoking a cigar. This is a wrestling match guys.
Goldust threatens to kiss everyone in the crowd. This match has started right? Well Marlena gets her cigar back and she just smokes away.
Apparently this is all Warrior playing mindgames. That cigar is trading hands a lot. Warrior now just decides to act like a jerk and shove the cigar on the back of Goldust's hand and he clotheslines Goldust who was sitting on a chair.
Goldust makes a run for it losing this match via countout. Meanwhile his bodyguard just gets destroyed. OH and throughout Jerry Lawler's been doing some so bad they're good movie puns.
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME IT'S VADER TIME!
HELL YEAH VADER OWNS I CAN WAKE UP AGAIN!
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