facepalm combo x80something @ all my IMPACTS
Pre-show: RnR are going to beat Riggs and Matthews tonight (C+); Training montage with Slaughter and Tajiri (C-); D-Von/Barbarian d. Shango/Kidman (C)
-Slater and Finlay wish us to behold the magnificence of Slater's victory last week. Finlay should've been in the title picture at Cyber Friday, and he should be now! Truth laughs them off, saying that there is a C-O-N-spiracy and he should still be #1 Contender, especially after taking out Styles in that match that Slater would've lost! Styles is out next, reminds us that he's the one with the belt, and suggests a bermuda triangle match for the ME!
Rating: C+
-Match: RnR Express d. Riggs/Matthews
Rating: C
-Morrison's out after the match. He sees a bit of potential in Matthews, and has a gut feeling he could hang with the Shaman of Sexy...so he should lose the chippendale reject and team up with him!
Rating: C-
-Match: Colt d. Meng
Rating: B-
-Colt stalls for four minutes because somebody was supposed to debut this week and then he didn't. Also he's Colt and he probably CAN work something out of "you have four minutes but no storyline to advance have fun"
Rating: B-
-Match: Simmons v. Bubba Ray
Team ECW interferes and wins Bubba Ray the match GEE I WONDER WHERE THE TAG DIVISION IS GOING
Rating: C
-Team ECW want the tag titles back on the Dudleys!
Rating: C+
-Match: London v. Morrison
Guerrero destroys London in the middle of the match, netting Morrison another win.
Rating: B
-Guerrero may have just lost twice to London, but London's not allowed to win if Guerrero can't beat him! Match at the PPV.
Rating: C+
-Match: Styles/Abyss v. The Following v. Truth/Iaukea
Everybody but Iaukea gets their spots....he has the distinction of jobbing to Styles.
Rating: B
Post-show: Guerrero/Barr d. Freebirds (D+); London and Colt pre-empt the inevitable beatdown (C)
Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles Barr overused
Rating: 2.9
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