This might actually be a decent IMPACT......nahhhhh.
Pre-show: Yoshino d. Doi, Swick to become CW #1 Contender (48); Gibson enlists the Golden Dragons for later (65); Cody promises the destruction of Strike Force (73)
-Match: Santana w/Martel v. Cody
Ref bumps, and both Cody and Martel grab chairs...but Martel turns and hits Santana! Cody goes on to win after this TREACHERY.
Rating: 77
Turn didn't go particularly well.
-Martel says that he realized last week that he was jealous of Cody. Cody is ALMOST as dashing as he is, and without Dibiase Jr. holding him down, he had a renewed fire and focus that Martel wanted for his own. And now, with Santana out of his way, he's going to turn NLW upside down!
Rating: 55
-Match: Gibson and Golden Dragons v. Diamond, Awesome, and Wild Samoans
A crazy brawl ends with Tajiri getting the pin on Awesome, much to the ire of the Samoans.
Rating: 68
-Gordy gets on the mic, and he wants a match with Garvin to prove he was the driving force behind the Freebirds. Garvin is a pathetic bug, and he's going to get squashed come Sunday.
Rating: 68
-Tag Titles: AMW v. Faces of Fear
WHY WAIT FOR SUNDAY LOL....AMW get far too cocky, and pay for it dearly. No-show my PPV's, will ya? And then suddenly FoF were two-time champs.
Rating: 59
-Guerrero stops by Art Barr's locker room for a visit. He says that they've been like brothers for a long time, and he needs Art to re-examine his priorities. He's fighting Jesse this Sunday....and Art's been chosen as the referee. Art seems pretty torn as Eddie implores him to honor their friendship.
Rating: 64
-Match: Abyss and Dire Wolves v. Guerrero and MNM
Nobody's really sure why Eddie's there, except to balance out the teams, but he does well for himself until Jesse Barr comes out, allowing Abyss to get an opening and the pin.
Rating: 79
-Colt comes out to shill the ME and promise victory this Sunday. Slater pops out to tell him that he has a plan. Colt doesn't care, but Slater laughs and tells him to have faith.
Rating: 71
-Match: Cabana and Styles v. Finlay and Daivari
The Following minions put up quite a respectable fight, but as expected, go down in the end.
Rating: 87
-Colt and Styles are celebrating in the ring, and the lights go out! When they come back on, Finlay, Daivari, and Colt are all gone, leaving a confused Styles in the ring with some smoke. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN
Rating: 82
Post-show: MNM gonna win their matches Sunday (69); Slaughter/Kaz d. Cor Von/Taylor (40, heels poor chemistry)
Overall: 77 SUCCESS lol angles Taylor overused
Rating: 3.18
Slater's contract negotiations have been completed, whether or not they were successful. Tune in to find out~
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)