Coffee Ninja
The world is filled with injustice.
Pain. Hurt. Destruction.
Suffering. Death. Torture
Take, for example, the innocent infant, borne unto this world, sinless, and yet dying soon after.
Of what value did his life have? Joy, pleasure and happiness all snatched away from him
And yet....
And yet this is only a fragment of the torment that I am experience.
It's bread.
IT'S NOT JUST BREAD YOU OLD FART.
It is, you blithering fool!
Everything else tastes almost as horrible as your sense of proportion is bad. The Garlic Bread here is the only value to my existence upon this earthly plane. And now that it is out, there is nothing left in my head but cold dark nihilism and some dead granny.
Unthink that you swinelike worm! Do you think I sealed myself within the Temple of Vaught just for some upstart child on a motorcycle to talk down to me?
And why do you think I'm doing that? Because somebody decided to possess the nearest goddamn thing to fight The Other off instead of carefully considering her options.
...
I see you agre-
Silence! I sense that they are here once more. I will cast the time freeze spell, you must find the Arabic nootropic before it wears off.
I've told you a million times, it's expresso. And I still don't get how that helps with the magic.
Well Whatever.
Let's rock.
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Eh? You Serious? Easy Mode? How Disgusting!
Only Elementary School Kids should play on Easy Mode.