HERE. I MADE IT. Not a lot of detail because I played a lot and didn't write the update as I played, but instead just wrote it after I was done playing so I probably forgot some stuff. Anyway, hey at least I played! One disc down I think!
B****, Zell and Selphie go apologize to Rinoa. They end up getting locked inside the house because b**** is an amazingly incompetent leader. Rinoa then proceeds to go Solid Snake on everyone and get blown away by the sorceress. Because magic. Then she uses magic to lift Rinoa up in the air apparently. Man that looks like an uncomfortable position to fall.
The witch starts to give an evil speech. Man it'd be embarrassing if the mic was turned on. I laughed for a good minute while the crowd cheered as she murdered that dude randomly during the speech. I'm beginning to suspect the mic is really on and the crowd is just dumb and keeps cheering for her saying she's the root of all evil and all that random crap.
Also have I mentioned how much I hate this climbing mechanism? Half the times it's obvious where you are supposed to climb something but GODDAMN IT. If you facing the wrong direction just slightly then it just...doesn't work. Ugh.
There are two dog...things...that are easy to kill. I drew everything out of them out of reflex. Then killed them. Then Irvine choked and went "I CAN'T DO THIS I'M JUST A SNIPER HOW CAN I ACTUALLY SNIPE" or something.
Squall proceeds to be really goddamn cool and drive a car. DID CLOUD EVER DRIVE A CAR? I DON'T REMEMBER BUT IF HE DID IT WASN'T AS COOL AS SQUALL WAS HERE. Oh hai Seifer. Sup. Oh you wanna kill your bro? Don't do that bro. That's so unbro. The witch starts using some really bad metaphors.
Stuff happens and Squall gets impaled. HE'S DEAD. THE REST OF THE GAME MUST BE A DELUSION OR SOMETHING. Or not because that would be dumb.
Disc 2 opens with Laguna, broing it up and finding out the chick he wanted to bang has married someone else and apparently spawned Rinoa. Interesting.
Oh hai Seifer. You want to know what SeeD is? But...but you...ooooh. I get it. THIS IS DEEP. Or not.
OH BY ALL FLYING LEPRECHAUNS! WHAT THE GUACAMOLE IS THAT THING?
A...whatever I forgot what it was called. It looks like a lion. Or something.
Zell proceeds to be badass and sneak everyone out.
Rinoa arrives and then they escape because why not. Irvine is acting...not like a stereotype. This is...interesting. So far, only character in the party I don't like is the b****. Quiswhateverhernameis.
Then, plot happens. There is a mission. It involves explosives. And Zell is awesome. Then he's like "DUDE DID YOU PUT ME IN THIS TEAM BECAUSE YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING" then stuff explodes. Oh and I think there were bosses in between all of that.
...Yeah I think I should write updates as I play the game. Or else they turn into...this.
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