You know what DOES sound like bad fanfiction? The summary for X-Men #44 from Marvel Previews:
Storm needs Cyclops' help with a special mission, but it ends up being much more than they bargained for. Oh, and they kiss. WHAT?!?!
I am not s***ting you this is literally the summary Marvel went with and published
like add some tags in and it'll be like something from fanfiction.net
Storm needs Cyclops' help with a special mission, but it ends up being much more than they bargained for. Oh, and they kiss. WHAT?!?! stormclops ooc lime femdom
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~Zen