Okay so I'm Orianna, and I go mid.
The enemy team is Teemo, Alistar, Talon, Rumble, and Poppy. I think to myself "Okay, Teemo incoming. Gotta be careful about this, at level 6 the entire mid is going to be shroomed and it'll become a massive hassle. What's the best way to handle this..."
So I go mid, and who do I see? Poppy.
Poppy mid.
I have never dominated a lane so hard. She had 9 CS when I had 50. It was hilarious, but that's not even the best part. They eventually realize that Poppy can't do anything to Orianna in mid, so they decide to switch lanes... to Rumble, whom I destroyed only slightly less thoroughly. I couldn't kill him, but I could zone him to a point where he couldn't do anything, and that was just as good.
Seriously though, I'm confused. Maybe the enemy team thought I would go to a side lane and our Annie or our Teemo would go mid, but even then, why send Poppy mid? She's like the worst laner in the game.
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Started: July 6, 2005