5 - Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go"
4 - Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
3 - Teaching the kindergartners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use"
2 - Scissoring in "D-Yikes!"
1 - Teaching school material, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
HM - Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I"
HM - Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
HM - Revealing "It" in "The Entity"
HM - Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
HM - Outing and killing the crab-people in "South Park is Gay"
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