http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2384336835066759177
A Time to Tell, the Boy Scouts of America's hilarious effort to teach boys how to avoid sexual abuse. It's infused with pure late 80's cheesiness and contains highlights such as:
-"Well, I'M not a homosexual...at least, I think I'm not."
-a power ballad theme song with guitar solo
-the most meta moment in safety video history
-rapid cut editing to flash through long stories
-an ending sequence with more innuendo than you can shake a 7-inch telescope at
The video is in higher quality on youtube but that version lacks the hilarious ending sequence, so this will do.
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SubDeity wants to vote for Calvin Coolidge. [Evil Republican]
Play Der Langrisser.