From: ExThaNemesis | #018
Unfortunately I didn't stop at the first sentence and felt the urge to choke you rise after every beta-filled letter.
"Oh, baby, it's okay. You don't have to be held to the same standards that I expect of any other human being just because you're the lone female in the world willing to pay attention to me!"
Grow some f***ing balls and tell her to pick up after herself. Have some goddamn self respect. Holy s***.
Shut the f*** up dude, you don't even know me or her or what my life is like. I straight up told you that even if she were to clean up the room, it wouldn't be good enough, because I want it done my way. If I told her to clean up, she would. Believe it or not, I'm not a pathetic little person that's only ever had one girl pay attention to me, but I also don't like to brag about my life and I don't like sharing details about it, because there's no point since no one believes that I'm actually a cool person in real life, why would they? I'm such a nerd on this board, there's no reason to suspect I'm actually telling the truth, so why bother.
Point is, regardless of what you think, my life is still probably better than yours.
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~Halo Rolling around at the speed of sound.
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