Yeah it's my favorite game you guys all know that but still I grew bored of it after playing it for so much and took like a 4-5 months break. Picked it up again today and goddamn it's awesome.
I went for an almost 100% pure Thief character (Illusion, Block and Athletics are the only non-stealth skills) and joined the Thief Guild, just finished the second quest and it was hilarious.
It's the 2nd one from Habasi, the one in which you have to get a key to a manor from either the owner of the place or his servant. I decided to go for the owner because the servant was in a public location and I didn't want to get caught considering the fact that my Sneaking skill is low and that I suck at pickpocketing, the owner is alone so it's much easier. So yeah, I tried pickpocketing the dude and then I failed. Obviously he was mad so he started punching me while I was running around the manor picking locks on chests and doors hoping to find the key somewhere else. Couldn't find it so yeah, had to get the one of the dude but I couldn't pickpocket anymore and I didn't want to kill him either since I'm no murderer.
The only solution was to punch him into submission, my Hand-to-Hand level sucked though (10) so we punched one another for like, 30 minutes straight until he finally fell on the floor. I grabbed the key (and his gold) and dashed for the exit, leaving him there unconscious. It was so hilarious (I thought it was anyway!), two people flailing at one another for a freaking long time, the ridiculousness of the thing was amazing. I also gained 13 levels in Hand-to-Hand from that single fight, so I'm quite happy with it !
Now I remember why I love this game so much.
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