Carolina Panthers (0-2)
New Orleans Saints (1-1)
Cincinnati Bengals (1-1)
Miami Dolphins (0-2)
New England Patriots (2-0)
Philadelphia Eagles (1-1)
Tennessee Titans (1-1)
Detroit Lions (2-0)
New York Jets (2-0)
San Diego Chargers (1-1)
Baltimore Ravens (1-1)
Atlanta Falcons (1-1)
Green Bay Packers (2-0)
Arizona Cardinals (1-1)
Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1)
Washington Redskins (2-0)
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."