Holy crap Swift I wouldn't cheer for the Sox in any other situation but that one HYPOTHETICALLY awful situation. In reality I'd say what I said every time Barca/United played each other or like I said when the Sox played the Phils earlier in the year. Cheering for a massive earth splitting quake to cause the stadium to be swallowed up.
But if I had to choose. If I had to make that awful, awful decision, wanting Cliff Lee to lose superceeding my Red Sox hatred is not totally unreasonable like you're making it out to be.
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"I can't do this all on my own... no I know, I'm no Superman."