When the **** is the next episode of Serious Business going to happen?
Absolutely never?
Figures.
SB is the one slightly decent thing you have to contribute to the board (and is only so because it now features me as a regular co-host) and you don't bother putting an ounce of effort into it.
For someone who cares so much about e-pop, one would assume you'd try a little harder to satisfy your "fanbase".
Do you practice being worthless in front of a mirror?
I don't know where you get off proclaiming to the board that Mer, Board 8's most renowned starlet and snatcher of all weaves, will be featured on your podcast, and then proceeding to only do one episode and never mention it again.
You should feel ****ing blessed that I ever once agreed to grace your crusty ass podcast with my radiant elegance, enchanting charisma, and top-notch wit.
What, are you too embarrassed about running a podcast dedicated to a ****ing video gaming message board now? Did one of your real life friends find out what a ****ing nerd you are? Mr. "I run a podcast about sports". Yeah ****ing right. If you put half as much effort into your podcast as you do into pretending to be straight, maybe it'd actually be decent to listen to.
Your supposed "heterosexuality" is faker than the nose I'll be rocking in 3 months.
I'd say this is a declaration of war, but it's more of a declaration of slaughter. "War" implies there's even a fight to be had, and in this situation, there clearly is not.
This year, come UotY, I will mercilessly **** all over your life without giving it a second thought. You messed with the bull, and now you're getting the bull's massive dick.
Just how you like it.
I suggest you spend the next 5 months gluing your weave into your scalp extra tight.
You've been warned.
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