Chapter 1: Khaos Reigns
*Inside Lockes and Whiskey Nick's Bro pad after a night of excessive partying with many b******* and the Brommander and Chief, Commodore at a Dallas Stars game in which the Stars beat the Ottawa Senators 8-1 by way of a Mike Ribeiro double hat trick*
"Bro, what happened last night", Whiskey Nick slurs as he awakens on a piano bench.
"Lockes bro, you need a beer?", Nick rummages through the fridge.
*Lockes awakens on a pile of b****** and juggahoes reeking of sex*
"Yo bro I definitely could use a beer", replies Lockes
*The Bros fist pump and chug a beer, but then they realize the Brommander and Chief Commodore is not with them, chugging a breakfast beer*
"COMM!!!!!", The bros yell into the guest Bro sexnasium.
*no response*
"YO COMM!!!!", they yell again.
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick go to find Commodore assuming he needs a beer to wake up. Upon entering the guest Bro master sexnasium they find no trace on Commodore*
"Bro! Our Brommander and Chief is gone!", Lockes exclaims.
"Bro! There is a note." *Whiskey Nick picks up the note and reads*
Dear Lockes and Whiskey Nick,
I have taken the Brommander and Chief, Commodore. No longer shall you reign Broness and the ideals of Bro down upon the world. When the three of you rid the planet of all sex diseases creating a new era of free sex for all. Creating a new era of world peace. It only darkened my hatred of you. For I could never in my wildest dreams, get even one woman, while you three score dozens on a nightly basis. My hatred for you burns down to my very core, which is deep because i am a huge being of gargantuan proportions. My existence is white, only white. I am pure and you are all tainted.
With Love,
SC
*Whiskey Nick puts down the note and locks eyes with Lockes. A deep bro stare ensues as they scan the Bro pad realizing everyone of the b****** has been slaughtered*
"Bro I think it is time we get back to what we are best at." Lockes says with so much swagger
"Slaying b******?" Whiskey Nick replies
"Besides that... It is time for the DUDES IN CONSTANT KHAOS to return!" Lockes yells in a behemothian voice
"D.I.C.K!!!" Whiskey Nick yells as he busts out the whiskey and begins to chug
*As the D.I.C.K raise their hands toward the sky and chug their drink of choice, a new adventure begins.*
"We will find the Brommander and restore order to all" Lockes proclaims
"Because we need to drink!"
"And we need to party!"
"And ... we need to BRO!!!" They both exclaim
And so the D.I.C.K set out on their latest adventure, this time to recover the Brommander and Chief and restore Bro to the universe
CYOA TIME!!!!!
Where do the D.I.C.K search first for Commodore?
A. the brewery
B. the bar
C. Strip Club
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