Chapter 2: Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick quickly chug a beer and down a shot of whiskey before heading out*
As they leave the Bro pad they are immediately aware more than Commodore missing has occurred. Where once there were b****** playing nude volleyball, now there was a sad group of what could be described as half manatee, half orca, half gorilla men. They were huddled together around what appeared to be their gospel. A piece of literature over 300 chapters long on the topic of nothing, but that needed to be read and reviewed to fill it's creators need for acceptance.
*Lockes pulls out his shotgun and blows them all away*
"Bro what is going on?" Lockes asks as he wipes off his massive firearm
"Looks like with Commodore gone from the Broval office the ideals of the anti bro are starting to return." Whiskey Nick replied
"We need to find out more, let's head to the Bar/Bakery." Lockes suggested
"For sure Bro, Alec should be there already." *Whiskey Nick looks at his watch* "It is pretty early but ... oh 4pm, maybe it isn't so early. Yeah he will be there."
The Bar/Bakery Lockes had spoken of was truly one of the most Bro hang out spots. It's owner Alec was a visionary, dreaming of a world where you can get a beer, a doughnut and a ***** all in the same spot. The Wal Mart of hang out spots. In that it had everything you want, not that it is filled with the dirge of the Earth. Oh did I mention Wal Mart no longer exists in the new Bro world? Well it doesn't because it is an awful place.
After walking for literally dozens of steps and hundreds of seconds, the D.I.C.K arrived at Alec's.
"Hey D.I.C.K!" The entire Barkery (it's a word now) exclaimed
Alec's was of course packed 24/7. The party never stopped and Alec never slept, begging the question of why only a few lines ago Nick had thought maybe Alec would not be there.
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick approached the bar*
"Alec, what the **** is going on?" Lockes asked
"You mean about how un-bro everything seems today?" Alec responded
"Not just that, Commodore is gone." Nick said
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"WHAT!? Not the Brommander! Without his expert guidance and extreme levels of Bro, the world is going to slip quickly back to what it once was." Alec explained
"We know, without Comm in control, Brocism will return." Lockes said
"Worse than that D.I.C.K. I have been hearing about a being known as the Anti-Bro. A creature so hideous, so socially inept, with no swag and no game." Alec mentioned quietly so only the D.I.C.K could hear him
"Oh that is just an urban legend, nothing that awful could actually exist." Nick replied
"We did find this note." *Lockes handed the note to Alec* "What do you make of it Alec?" Lockes asked
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"This note is truly a bad sign. Commodore could be in real danger, and thus the way of Bro is in danger." Alec said
"Then there is only one thing we can do!" The D.I.C.K exclaimed
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"We need to find Commodore quickly and destroy whatever this evil is that wants to ruin the world of Bro." Lockes proclaimed
"And since we are running out of room for this chapter, we should get moving." Whiskey Nick said
"Uh Bro? Chapter? Room? Are you drunk?" Lockes asked, totally puzzled
"A little." Nick replied
"Well good" Lockes said
*The D.I.C.K fist bumped Alec and set out*
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